
You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down. —
David Niven

You can't count on friends. They will always let you down. —
Rick Riordan

You could always count on serendipity to keep things interesting. —
Emory Sharplin

You can always count on God to do nothing. —
Marty Rubin

On a clear night, look up and count the stars and hold onto that number and know that I love you more. I will always love you. —
Rosalind Noonan

If there's ever a question about anything, you can always count on me to get it wrong. —
William Goldman

You just put your boot so far up his ass, he'll have to eat his dinner with a shoehorn." "I can
always count on you for a suitable bon mot. —
Douglas Preston

God is always better than he has to be. You can count on that. —
Beth Moore

You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities. —
Winston S. Churchill

Modesty is good. But take your credit. You can't always count on other people to offer it. —
Alex Irvine

Thanks, Gav. I can
always count on you to say things that help me in no way whatsoever. —
M. Leighton

Don't take everything for granted, and do not always count on finding everything you need. —
Larry Herzberg

When you need a friend, you can
always count on your teammates. —
Jim Brown

You can count on the fingers of one hand the times a B sample has not confirmed the result of the A sample. It's almost always a delaying tactic. —
Dick Pound

You can always count on the New York Times to cut your legs off. —
Adam Rapp

You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. —
Vladimir Nabokov

A woman could always count on her girl pals, Hope thought as she turned to the door. They never let you down. —
Nora Roberts

In the auto industry, there's one thing you can always count on: if a new environmental or safety rule is proposed, executives will prophesy disaster. —
James Surowiecki

Knowledge was a personal life preserver you could always count on when you were swimming in the deep end —
Deb Caletti

Grace is the overflowing favor of God, and you can always count on it being available to draw upon as needed. —
Oswald Chambers

The thing you can count on in life is that Tennessee will always be scorching hot in August. —
Ann Patchett