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Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Where did we come from? Where are we Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount? Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've never been an intellectual but I have I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The audience is making the film and not The audience is making the film and not the film-maker. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Theo James: Working with Woody Allen was extremely gratifying. He Working with Woody Allen was extremely gratifying. He has such a vast catalog of great work that doing one of his films was somewhat unreal. Theo James
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've had nothing but good luck. Everything I've needed has come my way. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Showing up is 80 percent of life. Showing up is 80 percent of life. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Those who can't do, teach. And those who Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By David Duchovny: If I were gay, you know. I think If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for David Duchovny
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The food in this place is really terrible. The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Denise Duhamel: Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to be part of any (poetry) club that would have me. Denise Duhamel
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The lion and the calf shall lie down The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I had a mad impulse to throw you I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you. Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I am told the settlement of $5 million I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There are two important things in the world, There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I love nature, I just don't want to I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Julie Delpy: If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly. — Julie Delpy
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: For the first year of marriage I had For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I got a divorce because my ex-wife left I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There have been times when I've thought about There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've always been interested in being in other I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: 80% of life is showing up. 80% of life is showing up. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Life is hard for insects. And don't think Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There are worse things in life than death. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I can levitate birds. No one cares. I can levitate birds. No one cares. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Chastity is curable, if detected early. Chastity is curable, if detected early. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: My wife is immature. Whenever I take a My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Tradition is the illusion of permanence. Tradition is the illusion of permanence. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: All literature is a footnote to Faust. I All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I have an intense desire to return to I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Colin Trevorrow: Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately naming a better one. — Colin Trevorrow
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I'm not a big believer in the sense I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Mitt Romney: Woody Allen said that 95% of history is Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life. — Mitt Romney
Allen Woody Quotes By Doug Liman: My older brother took me to Woody Allen My older brother took me to Woody Allen double features when I was still teething. — Doug Liman
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: If she were lying on a plate with If she were lying on a plate with a herring, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: If you don't fail now and again, it's If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The great question of philosophy remains: If life The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup? — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Death should not be seen as the end Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've always had an easy time directing actors I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't think my film style has changed. I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: They confuse everything I do with my life. They confuse everything I do with my life. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The artist's job is not to succumb to The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There's no rhyme or reason to anything that There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I hope you're getting this down. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I was a smart kid and I was I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Josh Radnor: I went through this very serious Woody Allen I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies. — Josh Radnor
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: bullshit french post-war rationalizing bullshit french post-war rationalizing — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I took a test in Existentialism. I left I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: History is the same thing over and over History is the same thing over and over again. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: If you don't have fun doing the film, If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't wanna live on in my work. I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: My wife and I thought we were in My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. — Mike Birbiglia
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I took a speed-reading course and read War I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Lena Dunham: Over time, my belief in many things has Over time, my belief in many things has wavered: marriage, the afterlife, Woody Allen. — Lena Dunham
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: You rely too much on brain. The brain You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Many people who get a lot of money Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Guy Ritchie: I don't know enough about Woody Allen to I don't know enough about Woody Allen to be a fan of him. — Guy Ritchie