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Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: 80% of life is showing up. 80% of life is showing up. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: My wife is immature. Whenever I take a My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Colin Trevorrow: Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately naming a better one. — Colin Trevorrow
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I'm not a big believer in the sense I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Doug Liman: My older brother took me to Woody Allen My older brother took me to Woody Allen double features when I was still teething. — Doug Liman
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: For the first year of marriage I had For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There are two important things in the world, There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Mitt Romney: Woody Allen said that 95% of history is Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life. — Mitt Romney
Allen Woody Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. — Mike Birbiglia
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: History is the same thing over and over History is the same thing over and over again. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: You rely too much on brain. The brain You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The great question of philosophy remains: If life The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup? — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Death should not be seen as the end Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've always had an easy time directing actors I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't think my film style has changed. I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: They confuse everything I do with my life. They confuse everything I do with my life. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: The artist's job is not to succumb to The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There's no rhyme or reason to anything that There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I hope you're getting this down. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I was a smart kid and I was I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: If you don't fail now and again, it's If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: bullshit french post-war rationalizing bullshit french post-war rationalizing — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I took a test in Existentialism. I left I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: If you don't have fun doing the film, If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't wanna live on in my work. I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: My wife and I thought we were in My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I took a speed-reading course and read War I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Lena Dunham: Over time, my belief in many things has Over time, my belief in many things has wavered: marriage, the afterlife, Woody Allen. — Lena Dunham
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Many people who get a lot of money Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Guy Ritchie: I don't know enough about Woody Allen to I don't know enough about Woody Allen to be a fan of him. — Guy Ritchie
Allen Woody Quotes By Josh Radnor: I went through this very serious Woody Allen I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies. — Josh Radnor
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I got a divorce because my ex-wife left I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There have been times when I've thought about There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Julie Delpy: If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly. — Julie Delpy
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I love nature, I just don't want to I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: All literature is a footnote to Faust. I All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: If she were lying on a plate with If she were lying on a plate with a herring, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I have an intense desire to return to I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I've always been interested in being in other I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Tradition is the illusion of permanence. Tradition is the illusion of permanence. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Chastity is curable, if detected early. Chastity is curable, if detected early. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: I can levitate birds. No one cares. I can levitate birds. No one cares. — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: There are worse things in life than death. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen
Allen Woody Quotes By Woody Allen: Life is hard for insects. And don't think Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. — Woody Allen