Noel Fielding Quotes

Top 33 wise famous quotes and sayings by Noel Fielding

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Noel Fielding quotes: All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
Noel Fielding quotes: When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
Noel Fielding quotes: You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder. You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
Noel Fielding quotes: When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free. When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.
Noel Fielding quotes: Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
Noel Fielding quotes: They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
Noel Fielding quotes: You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
Noel Fielding quotes: It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho! It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
Noel Fielding quotes: You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
Noel Fielding quotes: I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay. I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
Noel Fielding quotes: I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.
Noel Fielding quotes: Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it. Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
Noel Fielding quotes: In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous. In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.
Noel Fielding quotes: I'm a mischievous drunk. I'm a mischievous drunk.
Noel Fielding quotes: That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade. That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.
Noel Fielding quotes: I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down! I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down!
Noel Fielding quotes: Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse. Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.
Noel Fielding quotes: I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way. I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.
Noel Fielding quotes: I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that's a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination. I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that's a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.
Noel Fielding quotes: I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
Noel Fielding quotes: When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
Noel Fielding quotes: There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.