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Noel Fielding quotes: We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um ... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um ... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

Noel Fielding quotes: I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

Noel Fielding quotes: Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

Noel Fielding quotes: When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

Noel Fielding quotes: When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

Noel Fielding quotes: This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.

This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.

Noel Fielding quotes: Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Noel Fielding quotes: No means yes in grasshopper language.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Noel Fielding quotes: Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

Noel Fielding quotes: Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

Noel Fielding quotes: I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved..

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved..

Noel Fielding quotes: Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

Noel Fielding quotes: I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that's a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.

I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that's a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.

Noel Fielding quotes: I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

Noel Fielding quotes: I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Noel Fielding quotes: Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Noel Fielding quotes: When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Noel Fielding quotes: There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

Noel Fielding quotes: I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down!

I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down!

Noel Fielding quotes: That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

Noel Fielding quotes: I'm a mischievous drunk.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

Noel Fielding quotes: In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.

In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.

Noel Fielding quotes: I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

Noel Fielding quotes: I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

Noel Fielding quotes: You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?

Noel Fielding quotes: It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

Noel Fielding quotes: You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

Noel Fielding quotes: They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

Noel Fielding quotes: Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

Noel Fielding quotes: When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

Noel Fielding quotes: You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

Noel Fielding quotes: When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

Noel Fielding quotes: All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.