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We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um ... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved..

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that's a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down!

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.