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Lois Greiman quotes: Solberg; nature's greatest argument against cloning. Solberg; nature's greatest argument against cloning.
Lois Greiman quotes: Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it. Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
Lois Greiman quotes: Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
Lois Greiman quotes: A person without regrets is called a corpse. A person without regrets is called a corpse.
Lois Greiman quotes: There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste. There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.
Lois Greiman quotes: Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars. Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.
Lois Greiman quotes: You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach. You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.
Lois Greiman quotes: You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart. You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.
Lois Greiman quotes: Excrement happens. Excrement happens.
Lois Greiman quotes: Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy. Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy.
Lois Greiman quotes: Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after. Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.
Lois Greiman quotes: Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10. Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.
Lois Greiman quotes: Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life. Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life.
Lois Greiman quotes: There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers. There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.
Lois Greiman quotes: I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet
Lois Greiman quotes: Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing. Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
Lois Greiman quotes: I don't trust nobody that don't have my name tattooed on her ass, and then it's iffy. I don't trust nobody that don't have my name tattooed on her ass, and then it's iffy.
Lois Greiman quotes: Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air. Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air.
Lois Greiman quotes: Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his. Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.
Lois Greiman quotes: She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'. She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'.
Lois Greiman quotes: You can't choose your family. Can't shoot 'em either. You can't choose your family. Can't shoot 'em either.
Lois Greiman quotes: Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster. Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.
Lois Greiman quotes: Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment. Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.
Lois Greiman quotes: The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts. The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.
Lois Greiman quotes: Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too. Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too.
Lois Greiman quotes: Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either. Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.
Lois Greiman quotes: Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes. Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.
Lois Greiman quotes: I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister. I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.
Lois Greiman quotes: Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
Lois Greiman quotes: In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere. In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.
Lois Greiman quotes: He's just a flash in the pants. He's just a flash in the pants.
Lois Greiman quotes: It ate a party till someone ends up naked. It ate a party till someone ends up naked.
Lois Greiman quotes: Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass. Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass.
Lois Greiman quotes: Expect stupid. It's everywhere. Expect stupid. It's everywhere.
Lois Greiman quotes: If you don't like your teeth; keep your mouth shut. If you don't like your teeth; keep your mouth shut.
Lois Greiman quotes: Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
Lois Greiman quotes: Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
Lois Greiman quotes: It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine. It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.
Lois Greiman quotes: Friends disregard your failures and endure your successes. Friends disregard your failures and endure your successes.
Lois Greiman quotes: If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting. If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.
Lois Greiman quotes: A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber. A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.
Lois Greiman quotes: I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam. I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam.
Lois Greiman quotes: Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls. Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.
Lois Greiman quotes: Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers. Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
Lois Greiman quotes: The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments. The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.
Lois Greiman quotes: He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.
Lois Greiman quotes: I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot. I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.
Lois Greiman quotes: Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either. Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.
Lois Greiman quotes: I don't care what Cosmo says about exercise improving sex. Some things aren't worth the cost. I don't care what Cosmo says about exercise improving sex. Some things aren't worth the cost.
Lois Greiman quotes: You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing. You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.
Lois Greiman quotes: There is no surer road to perdition than the ledger glands dictate your direction. There is no surer road to perdition than the ledger glands dictate your direction.
Lois Greiman quotes: It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while. It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.
Lois Greiman quotes: Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid. Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid.
Lois Greiman quotes: Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink. Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.
Lois Greiman quotes: Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.
Lois Greiman quotes: Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death. Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death.
Lois Greiman quotes: He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated. He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.
Lois Greiman quotes: A wedding is no way to begin a marriage. A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
Lois Greiman quotes: Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard. Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.
Lois Greiman quotes: Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
Lois Greiman quotes: You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
Lois Greiman quotes: What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality? What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
Lois Greiman quotes: No civilized being lived in North Dakota. No civilized being lived in North Dakota.
Lois Greiman quotes: Love is like skydiving without a parachute. Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
Lois Greiman quotes: Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously. Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.
Lois Greiman quotes: A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul. A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.
Lois Greiman quotes: Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores.
Lois Greiman quotes: A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father. A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
Lois Greiman quotes: Marriage: just say no. Marriage: just say no.
Lois Greiman quotes: Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.
Lois Greiman quotes: When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead. When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.
Lois Greiman quotes: Sometimes stupid is crime enough. Sometimes stupid is crime enough.
Lois Greiman quotes: Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.
Lois Greiman quotes: Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.
Lois Greiman quotes: There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect. There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect.
Lois Greiman quotes: In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision. In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision.
Lois Greiman quotes: It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with. It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.
Lois Greiman quotes: Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack. Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.
Lois Greiman quotes: Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen
Lois Greiman quotes: You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.
Lois Greiman quotes: Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands. Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
Lois Greiman quotes: If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong. If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.
Lois Greiman quotes: When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all. When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.
Lois Greiman quotes: Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court. Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
Lois Greiman quotes: A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good. A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.
Lois Greiman quotes: Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier. Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.
Lois Greiman quotes: I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on. I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.
Lois Greiman quotes: All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge. All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.
Lois Greiman quotes: And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever. And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.
Lois Greiman quotes: Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops. Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.
Lois Greiman quotes: Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.
Lois Greiman quotes: I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear. I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.
Lois Greiman quotes: Celibacy sucks, no pun intended. Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.
Lois Greiman quotes: I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train. I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.
Lois Greiman quotes: There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate. There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.
Lois Greiman quotes: You don't need to be smarter; you just need dumber friends. You don't need to be smarter; you just need dumber friends.
Lois Greiman quotes: Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well. Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.
Lois Greiman quotes: You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties. You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.
Lois Greiman quotes: If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does? If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?
Lois Greiman quotes: False hope is better than no hope at all. False hope is better than no hope at all.

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