You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan. 
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
I'm in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.
There are many young Americans that are very distant from our political process.
I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio. 
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme! 
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex. 
Children love me, dammit! 
Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting. 
Wrestling is such a competitive sport worldwide. 
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD! 
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old. 
You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me. 
You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist! 
Undertaker, if that is your real name ... 
I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay! 
I don't like to have gimmicks. I don't like to have gadgets and stuff. I just like to go out there and entertain the fans by wrestling. 