
You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I'm in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.

There are many young Americans that are very distant from our political process.

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

Children love me, dammit!

Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

Wrestling is such a competitive sport worldwide.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!

Undertaker, if that is your real name ...

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I don't like to have gimmicks. I don't like to have gadgets and stuff. I just like to go out there and entertain the fans by wrestling.