Johnny Vegas Quotes
Top 51 wise famous quotes and sayings by Johnny Vegas
Johnny Vegas Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Johnny Vegas on Wise Famous Quotes.
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me.
There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.
I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.