
You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry?

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend's house.

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

Elvis is the soul of discretion.

Turns out there's a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

Oh, you're hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

I've worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

Grabbing someone's ass doesn't count as capturing them!

Maybe you're worried that I won't seduce you?

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!