Kathy Bryson Quotes

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Everything you're telling me was just a story, and now it's real.

Elvis is in the kitchen and he's making eggs Benedict!

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Don't pinch that guy's ass. He's a leprechaun.

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

It was never just about the money.

You didn't make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

No one ever said you can't have world dominance and a little romance too.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry?

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

Maybe you're worried that I won't seduce you?

Grabbing someone's ass doesn't count as capturing them!

I've worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

Turns out there's a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend's house.

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

Elvis is the soul of discretion.

My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.

Oh, you're hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.