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Johnny Vegas quotes: I use very few muscles at the best of times. I use very few muscles at the best of times.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I've got my finger in a lot of pies. I've got my finger in a lot of pies.
Johnny Vegas quotes: It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Oh, I'm terrible at travel. Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though. I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Johnny Vegas quotes: You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.
Johnny Vegas quotes: You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
Johnny Vegas quotes: It can be tough as a jobbing actor. It can be tough as a jobbing actor.
Johnny Vegas quotes: If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end. If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end.
Johnny Vegas quotes: My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
Johnny Vegas quotes: The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me ... No. The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me ... No.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
Johnny Vegas quotes: If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
Johnny Vegas quotes: With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.
Johnny Vegas quotes: You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
Johnny Vegas quotes: For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Johnny Vegas quotes: The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I've always been looking for other people's approval. I've always been looking for other people's approval.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
Johnny Vegas quotes: My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
Johnny Vegas quotes: This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
Johnny Vegas quotes: My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'
Johnny Vegas quotes: You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
Johnny Vegas quotes: There's a domino effect with certain things you say. There's a domino effect with certain things you say.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
Johnny Vegas quotes: We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
Johnny Vegas quotes: It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend. It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.
Johnny Vegas quotes: My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home. My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
Johnny Vegas quotes: 'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me. 'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me.
Johnny Vegas quotes: Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
Johnny Vegas quotes: My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character. My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character.
Johnny Vegas quotes: There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure. There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.
Johnny Vegas quotes: You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting. I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.
Johnny Vegas quotes: I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

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