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Joan Crawford quotes: I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.

Joan Crawford quotes: Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.

Joan Crawford quotes: My tears speak for me.

My tears speak for me.

Joan Crawford quotes: No wire hangers!

No wire hangers!

Joan Crawford quotes: Learn to breathe, learn to speak , but first ..learn to feel

Learn to breathe, learn to speak , but first ..learn to feel

Joan Crawford quotes: Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.

Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.

Joan Crawford quotes: Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

Joan Crawford quotes: Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

Joan Crawford quotes: Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Joan Crawford quotes: Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Joan Crawford quotes: If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Joan Crawford quotes: Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.

Joan Crawford quotes: I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Joan Crawford quotes: Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Joan Crawford quotes: Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.

Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.

Joan Crawford quotes: You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

Joan Crawford quotes: I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Joan Crawford quotes: If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Joan Crawford quotes: There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

Joan Crawford quotes: Love is fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,you can never tell.

Love is fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,you can never tell.

Joan Crawford quotes: If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

Joan Crawford quotes: Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

Joan Crawford quotes: There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.

Joan Crawford quotes: It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.

Joan Crawford quotes: Choose your clothes for your way of life.

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

Joan Crawford quotes: My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

Joan Crawford quotes: Be afraid of nothing.

Be afraid of nothing.

Joan Crawford quotes: I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty ... in every form.

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty ... in every form.

Joan Crawford quotes: I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

Joan Crawford quotes: Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

Joan Crawford quotes: Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Joan Crawford quotes: Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

Joan Crawford quotes: I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't.

I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't.

Joan Crawford quotes: I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else.

Joan Crawford quotes: Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

Joan Crawford quotes: Dammit ... Don't you dare ask God to help me.

Dammit ... Don't you dare ask God to help me.

Joan Crawford quotes: Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

Joan Crawford quotes: If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody

Joan Crawford quotes: I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.

Joan Crawford quotes: I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

Joan Crawford quotes: If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Joan Crawford quotes: All that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.

All that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.