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I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.

My tears speak for me.

No wire hangers!

Learn to breathe, learn to speak , but first ..learn to feel

Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.

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Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

Love is fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,you can never tell.

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

Be afraid of nothing.

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty ... in every form.

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else.

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

Dammit ... Don't you dare ask God to help me.

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.

I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

All that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.