Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns. 
Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest. 
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul. 
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan's autism. 
You totally value and respect your body as you get older. 
I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis. 
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. 
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform. 
The University of Google is where I got my degree from. 
I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover. 
I'm not a sex symbol. 
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we'd rather have the measles versus autism, we'd sign up for the measles. 
Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not. 
If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism. 
I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun. 
Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age. 
I didn't have to work out before 35 but now I have to. 
So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do. 
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. 
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!' 
You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare. 
The reason why the medical community is reluctant to talk about it is because there's such a huge business in pharmaceuticals. 
No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good, 
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up. 
I don't really go out much at all. But there are times when I'm like, 'I gotta get out.' Then we go to Vegas, and we'll gamble. 