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I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs.

When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done it.

I had so much respect for the fact that Father Andrew saw his own sins in my actions. I wished all adults were like Father Andrew.

I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior.

I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.

Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.

Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

I didn't have to work out before 35 but now I have to.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

The reason why the medical community is reluctant to talk about it is because there's such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.

No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good,

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.

I don't really go out much at all. But there are times when I'm like, 'I gotta get out.' Then we go to Vegas, and we'll gamble.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we'd rather have the measles versus autism, we'd sign up for the measles.

I'm not a sex symbol.

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis.

You totally value and respect your body as you get older.

Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan's autism.

Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.