To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.
Tip: Unpopularity is a state of mind. Feel nerdy. Think uncool thoughts. It also helps to use the word "vaginal" a lot.
Real life, real love, isn't the way you see it in movies or read about in books.
Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.
