Jennifer Crusie Quotes
Top 87 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie Famous Quotes & Sayings
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There was something about having a plan for dinner, a recipe in hand, that made her feel much less hostile about food.
That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.
Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping?
Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?
Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive.
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive.
Say it," she said, and he said, "I love you. I'll always love you. Forever. It's a life sentence. Now put the damn ring on.
Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.
Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals.
Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
[ ... ] And those women with the camera looked loose.
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news.
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news.
nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it.
People should be more careful about what they read to their kids," Park said. "Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.
You can't just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years.
I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain.
I'm stuck in the old me, and I don't know how to get out. I just know the old me isn't the real me anymore.
It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.
Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man.
I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)
You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.
Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey-
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey-
In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.
Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.
I was standing in the doorway when he said hi," Amy said. "And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the city.
You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony
- Anthony
Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.
Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an optometrist about that rolling-eye problem. Makes you look rude and patronizing.
Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.
Luke is the father of the heart, Richard is the father of the mind, and Christopher is the father of the body.
Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.