Black men built the railroads, not blue eyes.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
But, Scarlett, did it ever occur to you that even the most deathless love could wear out?
— Margaret Mitchell
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
— Bill Bryson
We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the manner of yielding what is impossible to keep. — Queen Elizabeth II
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz
And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is — Larry Wall
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah
It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? — Marisa Calin
You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else. — Steve Carell
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. — Maya Angelou
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer
When Uganda got debt relief in 1999, the first item President Museveni bought was a presidential jacket for himself. — George Ayittey
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. — Michael Keaton
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. — William Feather
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin
Between history and the novel stands biography, their unwanted offspring, which has brought a great embarrassment to them both. — Michael Holroyd
