
We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the manner of yielding what is impossible to keep. —
Queen Elizabeth II

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. —
Cameron Diaz

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is —
Larry Wall

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? —
Randa Abdel-Fattah

It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? —
Marisa Calin

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else. —
Steve Carell

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. —
Dark Jar Tin Zoo

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. —
Hettie Ivers

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. —
Maya Angelou

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. —
Adrian Sandvaer

When Uganda got debt relief in 1999, the first item President Museveni bought was a presidential jacket for himself. —
George Ayittey

There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. —
Michael Keaton

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. —
William Feather

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? —
George Carlin

Between history and the novel stands biography, their unwanted offspring, which has brought a great embarrassment to them both. —
Michael Holroyd