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I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me

The law is a fine thing, even when it's wrong.

We're going to need a bigger dock

That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.

There was something about having a plan for dinner, a recipe in hand, that made her feel much less hostile about food.

That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

Paris is Rory without Lorelai's influence to draw her out of her books and into the wider world.

Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.

Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping?

Would she hit a dog to get great sex?

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive.

Say it," she said, and he said, "I love you. I'll always love you. Forever. It's a life sentence. Now put the damn ring on.

Sometimes stories are just previews of coming truths.

You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.

Nothing but good times ahead.

Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.

Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals.

Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

Have her kidnapped. Tell her you're pregnant and she's the mother. Leave a trail of bread crumbs.

He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again.

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

Life is more than great sex and a nice car."
"Well, yeah. But not a lot more.

[ ... ] And those women with the camera looked loose.
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news.

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Gwen Goodnight

If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no ...

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

Does it ever occur to you not to sleep with women?"
"No," Riley said.

nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it.

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

I'm a feminist," Quinn said. "We get irrational urges.

If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning

If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket.

Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

People should be more careful about what they read to their kids," Park said. "Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.

The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

You can't just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years.

I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain.

I'm stuck in the old me, and I don't know how to get out. I just know the old me isn't the real me anymore.

It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.

Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times ahead.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.

You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.

Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey-

In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.

Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.

Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman who didn't moisturize

I was standing in the doorway when he said hi," Amy said. "And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the city.

It was possible to love someone and hate him at the same time.

You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.

Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an optometrist about that rolling-eye problem. Makes you look rude and patronizing.

I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine?

If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.

Real life doesn't have to suck.

Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

Luke is the father of the heart, Richard is the father of the mind, and Christopher is the father of the body.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

No, this wasn't just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex.

Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie

Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on.

Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly.

They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said.

Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.

Zach had brought her a dog.

Values aren't buses ... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.