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Jennifer Crusie quotes: I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me
Jennifer Crusie quotes: The law is a fine thing, even when it's wrong. The law is a fine thing, even when it's wrong.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: We're going to need a bigger dock We're going to need a bigger dock
Jennifer Crusie quotes: That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard. That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: There was something about having a plan for dinner, a recipe in hand, that made her feel much less hostile about food. There was something about having a plan for dinner, a recipe in hand, that made her feel much less hostile about food.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise) That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways. I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Paris is Rory without Lorelai's influence to draw her out of her books and into the wider world. Paris is Rory without Lorelai's influence to draw her out of her books and into the wider world.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life. Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping? Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping?
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Would she hit a dog to get great sex? Would she hit a dog to get great sex?
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others. Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire. Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ? That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?""Yes. I was feeling aggressive. Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Say it," she said, and he said, "I love you. I'll always love you. Forever. It's a life sentence. Now put the damn ring on. Say it," she said, and he said, "I love you. I'll always love you. Forever. It's a life sentence. Now put the damn ring on.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Sometimes stories are just previews of coming truths. Sometimes stories are just previews of coming truths.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up. You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Once you know the truth, it's always obvious Once you know the truth, it's always obvious
Jennifer Crusie quotes: The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further. The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Nothing but good times ahead. Nothing but good times ahead.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals. Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Have her kidnapped. Tell her you're pregnant and she's the mother. Leave a trail of bread crumbs. Have her kidnapped. Tell her you're pregnant and she's the mother. Leave a trail of bread crumbs.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much. He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat. Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again. Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it. You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Life is more than great sex and a nice car." "Well, yeah. But not a lot more. Life is more than great sex and a nice car."
"Well, yeah. But not a lot more.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: [ ... ] And those women with the camera looked loose.Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news. [ ... ] And those women with the camera looked loose.
Excellent, Phin thought. At last, some good news.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Gwen Goodnight If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Gwen Goodnight
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no ... If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no ...
Jennifer Crusie quotes: There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this. There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Does it ever occur to you not to sleep with women?""No," Riley said. Does it ever occur to you not to sleep with women?"
"No," Riley said.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it. nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent. Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I'm a feminist," Quinn said. "We get irrational urges. I'm a feminist," Quinn said. "We get irrational urges.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket. If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them. Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: People should be more careful about what they read to their kids," Park said. "Some of this stuff sounds dangerous. People should be more careful about what they read to their kids," Park said. "Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class
Jennifer Crusie quotes: What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office? What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?
Jennifer Crusie quotes: As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died. As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You can't just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years. You can't just jump into debauchery one night and expect to get the hang of it by morning. It takes years.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain. I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I'm stuck in the old me, and I don't know how to get out. I just know the old me isn't the real me anymore. I'm stuck in the old me, and I don't know how to get out. I just know the old me isn't the real me anymore.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk. It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you. Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times ahead. Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times ahead.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space. If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man. Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning. If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack) I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves. I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much. You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?just turn over everything you had?-Davy Dempsey- Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey-
Jennifer Crusie quotes: In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home. In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving. Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman who didn't moisturize Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman who didn't moisturize
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I was standing in the doorway when he said hi," Amy said. "And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the I was standing in the doorway when he said hi," Amy said. "And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the city.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: It was possible to love someone and hate him at the same time. It was possible to love someone and hate him at the same time.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.- Anthony You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony
Jennifer Crusie quotes: You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner. You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing. Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an optometrist about that rolling-eye problem. Makes you look rude and patronizing. Mab: You know, Bill, you should see an optometrist about that rolling-eye problem. Makes you look rude and patronizing.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine? I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine?
Jennifer Crusie quotes: If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough. If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Real life doesn't have to suck. Real life doesn't have to suck.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out. Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.
'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you. I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Luke is the father of the heart, Richard is the father of the mind, and Christopher is the father of the body. Luke is the father of the heart, Richard is the father of the mind, and Christopher is the father of the body.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible. Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: No, this wasn't just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex. No, this wasn't just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on. Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly. Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said. They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures. Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Zach had brought her a dog. Zach had brought her a dog.
Jennifer Crusie quotes: Values aren't buses ... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. Values aren't buses ... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

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