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Jasper Carrott quotes: I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

Jasper Carrott quotes: Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Jasper Carrott quotes: The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.

The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

Jasper Carrott quotes: Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

Jasper Carrott quotes: They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.

They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.

Jasper Carrott quotes: There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Jasper Carrott quotes: The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

Jasper Carrott quotes: Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Jasper Carrott quotes: I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.