Greg Gutfeld Quotes
Top 91 wise famous quotes and sayings by Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Trying to be cool, as a goal, forces you to ignore any lessons ingrained by the people who made you.
The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later.
They say: "We're all immigrants." They mean: You hate brown people. You say: "I'm just for a line. Stand in line, asshole.
As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt.
The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.
The problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
Politics is way cool, as long as it's progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.
Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.
I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.
The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical.
Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.
The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.
I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.
Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.
The definition of cool: popularity without achievement. It's how President Obama got the youth vote. Ask any kid who voted for him,
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.
Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
If you question whether abortion should be seen as different from removing a tumor, then you must hate women.
The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets).
Cool is a weapon created by creeps to obliterate the morals that good parents instill in their children.
We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world.
Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.
The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.