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Bonnie McFarlane quotes: I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to people watch. And I got to a touristy area and I play this game I just made up. I call it Lesbian or

Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to people watch. And I got to a touristy area and I play this game I just made up. I call it Lesbian or Midwestern?

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.

Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.

If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.

Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.

There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.

Bonnie McFarlane quotes: I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.