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Greg Gutfeld quotes: Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Trying to be cool, as a goal, forces you to ignore any lessons ingrained by the people who made you. Trying to be cool, as a goal, forces you to ignore any lessons ingrained by the people who made you.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber. Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later. The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: They say: "We're all immigrants." They mean: You hate brown people. You say: "I'm just for a line. Stand in line, asshole. They say: "We're all immigrants." They mean: You hate brown people. You say: "I'm just for a line. Stand in line, asshole.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt. As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does. The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I never quit. I just got fired. I never quit. I just got fired.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: It's an economy based on the tooth fairy. It's an economy based on the tooth fairy.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down. The problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Politics is way cool, as long as it's progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians. Politics is way cool, as long as it's progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans. Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit. Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion. I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Celebrities are the doormats to power. Celebrities are the doormats to power.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own. I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over. I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites. If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction. I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power. I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive. We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria? How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
Greg Gutfeld quotes: When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots. We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true. The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical. The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites. Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers. I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I would like to see a president with a monocle. I would like to see a president with a monocle.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round. Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money. When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years. The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Good people suddenly don't turn bad. Good people suddenly don't turn bad.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: 92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars. 92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you. You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas. Makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Believe he should have to actually "work" like the rest of us and he thinks the constituents Believe he should have to actually "work" like the rest of us and he thinks the constituents
Greg Gutfeld quotes: When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure. When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life. Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: So let me get this straight - we ban guns, but encourage movies glorifying guns? So let me get this straight - we ban guns, but encourage movies glorifying guns?
Greg Gutfeld quotes: You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The definition of cool: popularity without achievement. It's how President Obama got the youth vote. Ask any kid who voted for him, The definition of cool: popularity without achievement. It's how President Obama got the youth vote. Ask any kid who voted for him,
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care. Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead. Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The problem with Republicans and Conservatives is we attack each other. The problem with Republicans and Conservatives is we attack each other.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore. Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: If you question whether abortion should be seen as different from removing a tumor, then you must hate women. If you question whether abortion should be seen as different from removing a tumor, then you must hate women.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror? Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere. I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: who just hasn't committed to who just hasn't committed to
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive. The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir. That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Security should not be a black and white thing. Security should not be a black and white thing.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool. The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long? I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?
Greg Gutfeld quotes: ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator. ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility. The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: If Russia, if Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia. If Russia, if Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets). Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets).
Greg Gutfeld quotes: If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist. If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Cool is a weapon created by creeps to obliterate the morals that good parents instill in their children. Cool is a weapon created by creeps to obliterate the morals that good parents instill in their children.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement. Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse. We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The media is Obama's scandal condom. The media is Obama's scandal condom.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: America is like the greatest hit of the world. America is like the greatest hit of the world.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody. ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna. Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end. There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message. Separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: As P. J. O'Rourke once observed, no woman daydreams about being swept off her feet by a liberal. As P. J. O'Rourke once observed, no woman daydreams about being swept off her feet by a liberal.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out. When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world. I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe. Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible. The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house. What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great. If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon. I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends. In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money. Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality. Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
Greg Gutfeld quotes: I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

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