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When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?
-Amy Cahill

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up!

Mr. McIntyre, friend or enemy?

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker.
-Dan Cahill

Art theft gave a guy an appetite.

The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken.

Welcome to the world of Cahills. If it isn't impossible, it isn't worth doing.

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

Never trust a Cahill." They

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.

According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival.

No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!

What does it feel like to get shot?"
"I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.

Hypothesis: Brothers and sisters forge family bonds through a complex byplay of accusations and insults.

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

We're gifted," I explained.

But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever.

After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they dared to move. Finally,

You want me to stop and give the Wizards a chance to do it?" he shot back. Dead

the yard. When Ben knocked on Griffin's door the next morning on his way to school, he was surprised when the door was answered by Mrs.

Hypothesis: Intentional or not, movement to a beat = dancing.

What's a starbuck?

He felt old at eleven. Amy

Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat.

We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.

If the cake fits, eat it!

Be the Ambulance. Make toast.

It's a shame that money has to enter into everything.

On with the chase.

Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?

Wolfram," Dan mused, a far-off look in his eye. "I've heard of that from somewhere." Amy was skeptical. "Are you sure you're not thinking of Wolfgang?

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account.
-Sinead Starling

Challenge isn't going to come from any curriculum, no matter how hard they make it. It's going to come from life.

Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?"
They died," I remind her gently. "Some mix-up with the poison-

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?"
"Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.

you-know-who." Amy

It's like living your whole life without ever looking in a mirror, Amy thought, and suddenly you see your reflection, and you're a monster.

Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business!

That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.

It's cat food - it's for people like you!" Saladin

I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird.