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We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.

So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

I'm world-famous in West Bromwich.

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.

Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.

Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.