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I'm super, it's like my favourite meal and a birthday blowjob from Christina Hendricks in here.

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins.

He looked along the line of children, exhibits A to C of his existence and heirs to the twisted throne of his corrupt genetics.

It was a sacrifice worthy of her and dreams are made to be killed.

He was a shadow of the man that once intimidated us out of our home, a shell of a human being, a fragment of a father.

One way or another we're taking your bank. All you have to do is decide the level of persuasion we need to apply.

Prose before hoes, muthafucka! I'll be right over.

Propping up a seat at the bar we devour chicken wings like life does dreams