David Brenner Quotes

David Brenner Famous Quotes & Sayings

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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

We're careful not to saturate people.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.