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David Brenner quotes: A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

David Brenner quotes: I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

David Brenner quotes: You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

David Brenner quotes: The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

David Brenner quotes: Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

David Brenner quotes: I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

David Brenner quotes: We're careful not to saturate people.

We're careful not to saturate people.

David Brenner quotes: When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

David Brenner quotes: It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

David Brenner quotes: Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.