Contraceptive Quotes

Consistency is a contraceptive; it prevents the birth of new things! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist! — Larry Correia

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. — Margaret Smith

Writing gives the mind a disciplined means of expression. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Unexpected doors fly open, unexpected channels are free, and endless avalanches of abundance are poured out upon me, under grace in perfect ways. — Florence Scovel Shinn

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. — Phyllis Diller

What a blessing it is we cannot see our futures. — Sarah Bower

Mama always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts. — Michael Jackson

Beppu (n.)
The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page. — Douglas Adams

You have no idea how pleasant it is not to have any future. It's like having a totally efficient contraceptive. — Anthony Burgess

Hope is the best contraceptive. — Marian Wright Edelman

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. — Uri Geller

Education of both men and women is a wonderful contraceptive. — Henry W. Kendall

She places the orders for cases of frozen meat, huge cans of wax beans. She makes sure they stay — Jennifer McMahon

Let's stay young forever. Young, stupid, and pretty. Sounds like a plan, don't you think? — Gabrielle Zevin

I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone ... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive. — Jo Brand

People had been trying to understand the universe through love ever since the beginning of time. — Paulo Coelho

The first contraceptive was crocodile dung," she whispered. "The Egyptians used it in 2000 BC. — Jill Shalvis

I can kind of envision one person with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronic set-ups ... singi ng or speaking and using machines ... — Jim Morrison

The best contraceptive in the world is a good education. — Joycelyn Elders

There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate! — Douglas Adams

Ugliness is nature's contraceptive. — Gregory Benford

Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me. — Rick Riordan

She asked me what type of contraceptive I use.
Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy. — Melina Marchetta

A dwarf can stand on a mountain, he's no taller. — Seneca The Younger

I'm not trying to overcome my father or fill his shoes or reach any kind of level that he did. We're talking about a Mozart of rock music. — Sean Lennon

What's the point of all this? Of all what? she asked. Of all this life. — Lily King

Many poor and low-income women cannot afford to purchase contraceptive services and supplies on their own. — Louise Slaughter

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. — Patton Oswalt

The greatest contraceptive one can have in the developing world is the knowledge that your children will live — Julius Nyerere