When inside of her, he's beside himself. 
Drink up my honey eyes,Kiss them shut every night,
And be my 'one' all my life.
Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished? 
She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none. 
I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back. 
I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts. 
What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind? 
Searching through Monster while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married. 
When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons. 
My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can't assuredly tell you why. 
She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened. 
And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone. 
Finding love is like making creme brulee. It may take a few tries before you get it right. 
My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met. 
When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave. 
Every time I thought to, I wrote about you. 
I'd tell you what happened, but I can't remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts. 
When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off. 
You turn me on from across the room, and I'll completely melt if you come any closer. 
You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you. 
I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really. 
You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball. 
Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary. 
What you think, what you eat, and what you see today, shapes who you will be tomorrow. 
People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites. 
Was I on something? Yes, love. The strongest drug there is. 
I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero. 
It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight. 
Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade. 
Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is. 
Even if most days can't be half as good as today, it's days like this that make it all worth it. 
Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create. 
The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you. 
Many have balls but only a few have heart. 
I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures. 
Love is the best drug, bar none. 
Time flies, whether you're wasting it or not. 
Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me. 
Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon. 
I didn't need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick? 
You've jerked my heart more than your dick. 
He's unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I've ever wanted. 
How do I like to spend my day off? I like to hit up the juice bar, the bookstore, tan, and then flirt with the pharmacy tech at Walmart. 
At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn't. 
People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for. 
Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone. 
Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up. 
The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength. 
Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are. 