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Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Chuck Klosterman

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Chuck Klosterman Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Chuck Klosterman quotes: Flying to me isn't scary, it's just incredibly boring. And I guess I have a fear of boredom, so in that regard, I'm afraid to fly. Flying to me isn't scary, it's just incredibly boring. And I guess I have a fear of boredom, so in that regard, I'm afraid to fly.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live. This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable. Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Art and love are the same thing: It's the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. Art and love are the same thing: It's the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: If I were an adult, I would be drinking coffee; as it is, I'm drinking Mountain Dew. If I were an adult, I would be drinking coffee; as it is, I'm drinking Mountain Dew.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Nora Ephron accidentally ruined a lot of lives. Nora Ephron accidentally ruined a lot of lives.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I think people's relationship with the concept of violence changes, and that to me might be a little more interesting. I think people's relationship with the concept of violence changes, and that to me might be a little more interesting.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Fake love is a very powerful thing. Fake love is a very powerful thing.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it. I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country. The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It"s easier to believe there's a monster under the bed if you've spent the last six months arguing with a monster. It"s easier to believe there's a monster under the bed if you've spent the last six months arguing with a monster.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I am ready to be alone. I am ready to be alone.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: If you hate everything, you're a banal asshole ... but if you don't hate anything, you're boring. If you hate everything, you're a banal asshole ... but if you don't hate anything, you're boring.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: But this is how popular culture works: You allow yourself to be convinced you'resharing a reality that doesn't exist. But this is how popular culture works: You allow yourself to be convinced you're
sharing a reality that doesn't exist.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I tend to equate sadness with intelligence. I tend to equate sadness with intelligence.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It's someone who views life as a game where the rules are poorly written and designed for abuse. It's someone who views life as a game where the rules are poorly written and designed for abuse.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself. In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: The desire to be cool is - ultimately - the desire to be rescued. The desire to be cool is - ultimately - the desire to be rescued.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless. Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It is impossible to examine questions we refuse to ask. It is impossible to examine questions we refuse to ask.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Jewel moved 432,000 hardcover copies of A Night Without Armor, thereby making her the best-selling American poet of the past fifty years. Jewel moved 432,000 hardcover copies of A Night Without Armor, thereby making her the best-selling American poet of the past fifty years.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack. I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I would hate for climate change to be accepted simply because everyone was dying. I would hate for climate change to be accepted simply because everyone was dying.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: [American football] fanbase resemble that of contemporary boxing: rich people watching poor people play a game they would never play themselves. [American football] fanbase resemble that of contemporary boxing: rich people watching poor people play a game they would never play themselves.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: The soul is a circle The soul is a circle
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans. Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn. It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that. Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Klosterman's Razor: the philosophical belief that the best hypothesis is the one that reflexively accepts its potential wrongness to begin with. _ Klosterman's Razor: the philosophical belief that the best hypothesis is the one that reflexively accepts its potential wrongness to begin with. _
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It seems as though our ability to change technology happens so quickly, and our ability to evolve as creatures is still very slow. It seems as though our ability to change technology happens so quickly, and our ability to evolve as creatures is still very slow.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it's like Pet Sounds. The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it's like Pet Sounds.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Whenever someone says something that's both realistic and abhorrent, It makes me suspect everyone else is lying about everything else. Whenever someone says something that's both realistic and abhorrent, It makes me suspect everyone else is lying about everything else.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It's possible this whole "Why do Latinos love Morrisey?" question will haunt us forever. Fortunately, Canadian academics are on the case. It's possible this whole "Why do Latinos love Morrisey?" question will haunt us forever. Fortunately, Canadian academics are on the case.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: And the quality all these reasonable failures share is an inability to accept that the statue quo is temporary. And the quality all these reasonable failures share is an inability to accept that the statue quo is temporary.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously. The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: When I'm walking around, I'm usually drinking pop, so I can't have a mask on. That's why I couldn't be a surgeon. When I'm walking around, I'm usually drinking pop, so I can't have a mask on. That's why I couldn't be a surgeon.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Both lyrically and sonically, glam metal is the sensible accompaniment for removing one's pants for money. Both lyrically and sonically, glam metal is the sensible accompaniment for removing one's pants for money.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths. That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally. It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Teaching history to eighth graders is like being a tour guide for people who hate their vacation. Teaching history to eighth graders is like being a tour guide for people who hate their vacation.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: If you aspire to be truly open-minded, you can't just try to see the other side of an argument. That's not enough. You have to go all the way. Over If you aspire to be truly open-minded, you can't just try to see the other side of an argument. That's not enough. You have to go all the way. Over
Chuck Klosterman quotes: one of the things they desired most desperately was freedom of religion, based on the premise that Europe wasn't religious enough one of the things they desired most desperately was freedom of religion, based on the premise that Europe wasn't religious enough
Chuck Klosterman quotes: People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they'd never admit in normal conversation. People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they'd never admit in normal conversation.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Sid and Nancy's relationship forever illustrates the worst part of being in love with anyone, which is that people in love can't be reasoned with. Sid and Nancy's relationship forever illustrates the worst part of being in love with anyone, which is that people in love can't be reasoned with.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: No one has ever honestly said, "I hate that this joke exists, even though it's clearly hilarious." It No one has ever honestly said, "I hate that this joke exists, even though it's clearly hilarious." It
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Not all crazy people are brilliant, but almost all brilliant people are crazy. Not all crazy people are brilliant, but almost all brilliant people are crazy.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go. This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Leadership is a word people use to reconcile any kind of charisma that was impossible to otherwise explain. Leadership is a word people use to reconcile any kind of charisma that was impossible to otherwise explain.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: ...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled. ...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument. Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch. Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Record sales don't matter when the people who bought the records are dead and gone. Record sales don't matter when the people who bought the records are dead and gone.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: So if you've seen Twelve Monkeys more than twice, you're probably a Calvinist. So if you've seen Twelve Monkeys more than twice, you're probably a Calvinist.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Being a sexual icon is sort of like being the front man for an Orange County punk band: As soon as you can explain why you're necessary, you're over. Being a sexual icon is sort of like being the front man for an Orange County punk band: As soon as you can explain why you're necessary, you're over.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: And I'm probably wrong. Maybe not completely, but partially. And maybe not today, but eventually. And I'm probably wrong.
Maybe not completely, but partially. And maybe not today, but eventually.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married. Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class. Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time. Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: We are losing the ability to understand anything that's even vaguely complex. We are losing the ability to understand anything that's even vaguely complex.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: If you don't have a job, you don't have a fear of losing it. You fear having to get one. If you don't have a job, you don't have a fear of losing it. You fear having to get one.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I keep saying the word 'weird' over and over again, but it's the only way I can describe it. I keep saying the word 'weird' over and over again, but it's the only way I can describe it.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled. We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: I doubt that pornography has been good for the advancement of society, but I suspect it's done wonders for the advancement of computer technology. I doubt that pornography has been good for the advancement of society, but I suspect it's done wonders for the advancement of computer technology.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths. We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: The most villainous move any person can make is tying a woman to the railroad tracks. The most villainous move any person can make is tying a woman to the railroad tracks.
Chuck Klosterman quotes: Batman never questions the logic of letting a childhood experience dictate his entire life. Batman never questions the logic of letting a childhood experience dictate his entire life.