Black Humour Quotes
Collection of top 21 famous quotes about Black Humour
Black Humour Quotes & Sayings
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Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.
— Ian Martin
This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies.
— Martin Amis
It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive car theft ever!
— Arlene Hunt
It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe.
— Belinda Bauer
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
— Shirley Temple Black
He was cold, standing in a wood, talking to a big black bird who was currently brunching on Bambi.
— Neil Gaiman
I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes.
— Shane Black
Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was.
— Atsushi Ohkubo
It was a sphincter at the top of a black bowl. A fitting commentary on the FAYZ, Diana thought. A giant sphincter.
— Michael Grant
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.
— Robert Black
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
— Sarah Silverman
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
Moral writing is boring.
— Johan Van Wyk
A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early.
— Michelle Franklin
As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:We have to be very careful flying in the clouds. Around here they are full of rocks.
— Alan Hinkes