Black Humour Quotes

- Goblin, that was a dumb stunt.
- It sure was. Made me feel forty years younger. — Glen Cook

Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride. — Ian Martin

This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

With a black Stone, you are handsome, wise and a good dancer. Norn saying. — Taylor Grace

So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies. — Martin Amis

It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive car theft ever! — Arlene Hunt

It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe. — Belinda Bauer

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks

As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:We have to be very careful flying in the clouds. Around here they are full of rocks. — Alan Hinkes

A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early. — Michelle Franklin

Moral writing is boring. — Johan Van Wyk

What a Life: Give some of us pills to stop a fit, give the rest shock to start one. — Ken Kesey

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple Black

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. — Sarah Silverman

Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy. — Robert Black

It was a sphincter at the top of a black bowl. A fitting commentary on the FAYZ, Diana thought. A giant sphincter. — Michael Grant

Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was. — Atsushi Ohkubo

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes. — Shane Black

He was cold, standing in a wood, talking to a big black bird who was currently brunching on Bambi. — Neil Gaiman

What a magnificent body, how I should like to see it on the dissecting table. — Ivan Turgenev