This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies.
— Martin Amis
It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe.
— Belinda Bauer
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks
As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:We have to be very careful flying in the clouds. Around here they are full of rocks. — Alan Hinkes
A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early. — Michelle Franklin
Moral writing is boring. — Johan Van Wyk
What a Life: Give some of us pills to stop a fit, give the rest shock to start one. — Ken Kesey
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple Black
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. — Sarah Silverman
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy. — Robert Black
It was a sphincter at the top of a black bowl. A fitting commentary on the FAYZ, Diana thought. A giant sphincter. — Michael Grant
Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was. — Atsushi Ohkubo
I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes. — Shane Black
He was cold, standing in a wood, talking to a big black bird who was currently brunching on Bambi. — Neil Gaiman
What a magnificent body, how I should like to see it on the dissecting table. — Ivan Turgenev
