Chic Murray Quotes
Top 23 wise famous quotes and sayings by Chic Murray
Chic Murray Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Chic Murray on Wise Famous Quotes.
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.