Cathy Guisewite Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real life. So both are shocks to me.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
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[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.

Wake me up when I'm a size 5.

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.

The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

I love comics, and I can't imagine life without them. I love newspaper comics.

One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.