Bill Hicks Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic
A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs ... shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
I was just down in Dallas, Texas ... the Assassination Museum ... it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.
I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing ... Those unwanted babies ... ? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which ... I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
Love rather than fear ... this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope ... surely there is hope for us all.
This is the idea that has made me ... an anonymous figure in America ... If you have children here tonight ... they are NOT special.
Marijuana grows naturally ... Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
I love talking about Kennedy assassination ... a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government ... sorry, wrong meeting.
In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night
I go to dance clubs ... about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't ... Paula Abdul doesn't ... there does seem to be a pattern.
Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
God has this ... hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
I've had good times on drugs ... bad times on drugs ... But I've had good and bad relationships ... and I'm not giving up pussy.
All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ...
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York ... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye you lizard scum! Bye!
Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey ... there's one guy holding up both!
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually ... I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag? ... No, it's not ... That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve ...
They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say ... "
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue
those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS
but they remain strangely silent ...
those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS
but they remain strangely silent ...
Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman ... come in the guise of a comic ... to heal perception by using ... 'jokes' ...
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes
are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us ... to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells ...
I'd ... bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
Rock stars against drugs
that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!
that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!