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Bill Hicks quotes: I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic
Bill Hicks quotes: A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross? A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
Bill Hicks quotes: I am a misanthropic humanist ... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY. I am a misanthropic humanist ... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
Bill Hicks quotes: I am available for children's parties, by the way ... I am available for children's parties, by the way ...
Bill Hicks quotes: Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up. Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
Bill Hicks quotes: Humanity is just a virus with shoes. Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
Bill Hicks quotes: Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs ... shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'? Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs ... shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
Bill Hicks quotes: Nonsmokersthis is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight. Nonsmokers
this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.
Bill Hicks quotes: A Christian will say ... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. A Christian will say ... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
Bill Hicks quotes: All governments are lying cocksuckers. All governments are lying cocksuckers.
Bill Hicks quotes: I was just down in Dallas, Texas ... the Assassination Museum ... it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it. I was just down in Dallas, Texas ... the Assassination Museum ... it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
Bill Hicks quotes: BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.
Bill Hicks quotes: I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing ... Those unwanted babies ... ? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps. I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing ... Those unwanted babies ... ? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
Bill Hicks quotes: We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution. We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
Bill Hicks quotes: You all saw him - he had a gun. You all saw him - he had a gun.
Bill Hicks quotes: Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously. Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
Bill Hicks quotes: I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all. I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
Bill Hicks quotes: I believe everyone has this fuckin' poem in his heart. I believe everyone has this fuckin' poem in his heart.
Bill Hicks quotes: Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which ... I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level. Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which ... I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
Bill Hicks quotes: Love rather than fear ... this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope ... surely there is hope for us all. Love rather than fear ... this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope ... surely there is hope for us all.
Bill Hicks quotes: This is the idea that has made me ... an anonymous figure in America ... If you have children here tonight ... they are NOT special. This is the idea that has made me ... an anonymous figure in America ... If you have children here tonight ... they are NOT special.
Bill Hicks quotes: Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows. Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
Bill Hicks quotes: Marijuana grows naturally ... Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? Marijuana grows naturally ... Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
Bill Hicks quotes: I love talking about Kennedy assassination ... a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government ... sorry, wrong meeting. I love talking about Kennedy assassination ... a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government ... sorry, wrong meeting.
Bill Hicks quotes: In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night
Bill Hicks quotes: Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
Bill Hicks quotes: Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
Bill Hicks quotes: I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
Bill Hicks quotes: I go to dance clubs ... about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!' I go to dance clubs ... about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
Bill Hicks quotes: Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't ... Paula Abdul doesn't ... there does seem to be a pattern. Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't ... Paula Abdul doesn't ... there does seem to be a pattern.
Bill Hicks quotes: Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs. Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
Bill Hicks quotes: All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week. All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Bill Hicks quotes: I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
Bill Hicks quotes: I've said all that I've had to say. I've said all that I've had to say.
Bill Hicks quotes: Freebird, the mantra of the moron. Freebird, the mantra of the moron.
Bill Hicks quotes: I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
Bill Hicks quotes: No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery. No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
Bill Hicks quotes: We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
Bill Hicks quotes: People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
Bill Hicks quotes: Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
Bill Hicks quotes: It is, and has been, and will forever be, this world of ours, a fucking joke. It is, and has been, and will forever be, this world of ours, a fucking joke.
Bill Hicks quotes: The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are
Bill Hicks quotes: I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
Bill Hicks quotes: I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Bill Hicks quotes: God has this ... hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality. God has this ... hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
Bill Hicks quotes: It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
Bill Hicks quotes: The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act. The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
Bill Hicks quotes: Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'. Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.
Bill Hicks quotes: I've had good times on drugs ... bad times on drugs ... But I've had good and bad relationships ... and I'm not giving up pussy. I've had good times on drugs ... bad times on drugs ... But I've had good and bad relationships ... and I'm not giving up pussy.
Bill Hicks quotes: It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money. It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
Bill Hicks quotes: Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
Bill Hicks quotes: All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
Bill Hicks quotes: Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Bill Hicks quotes: What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ... What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ...
Bill Hicks quotes: Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you. Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
Bill Hicks quotes: Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television. Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
Bill Hicks quotes: I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day. I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
Bill Hicks quotes: I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York ... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye you lizard scum! Bye! I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York ... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye you lizard scum! Bye!
Bill Hicks quotes: It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it. It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
Bill Hicks quotes: You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
Bill Hicks quotes: Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
Bill Hicks quotes: It's always funny until someone gets hurt.Then it's just hilarious. It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious.
Bill Hicks quotes: We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it. We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
Bill Hicks quotes: Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?
Bill Hicks quotes: If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
Bill Hicks quotes: The eyes of love see all of us as one. The eyes of love see all of us as one.
Bill Hicks quotes: I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
Bill Hicks quotes: The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey ... there's one guy holding up both! The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey ... there's one guy holding up both!
Bill Hicks quotes: I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
Bill Hicks quotes: Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me. Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
Bill Hicks quotes: It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party. It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
Bill Hicks quotes: You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on. You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
Bill Hicks quotes: The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
Bill Hicks quotes: Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood. Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
Bill Hicks quotes: When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side. When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
Bill Hicks quotes: It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
Bill Hicks quotes: I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous as long as you're honest. I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous
as long as you're honest.
Bill Hicks quotes: The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
Bill Hicks quotes: We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
Bill Hicks quotes: I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Bill Hicks quotes: That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually ... I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one. That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually ... I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
Bill Hicks quotes: What does an atheist scream when they come? What does an atheist scream when they come?
Bill Hicks quotes: Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag? ... No, it's not ... That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve ... Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag? ... No, it's not ... That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve ...
Bill Hicks quotes: They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say ... " They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say ... "
Bill Hicks quotes: There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issuethose who I refer to as THE VICTIMSbut they remain strangely silent ... There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue
those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS
but they remain strangely silent ...
Bill Hicks quotes: Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
Bill Hicks quotes: Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is. Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
Bill Hicks quotes: I want my rockstars dead. I want my rockstars dead.
Bill Hicks quotes: I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
Bill Hicks quotes: I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman ... come in the guise of a comic ... to heal perception by using ... 'jokes' ... I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman ... come in the guise of a comic ... to heal perception by using ... 'jokes' ...
Bill Hicks quotes: Rock stars hawking Diet Cokesare demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes
are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
Bill Hicks quotes: Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love. Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.
Bill Hicks quotes: If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind. If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
Bill Hicks quotes: I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us ... to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells ... I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us ... to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells ...
Bill Hicks quotes: I'd ... bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties. I'd ... bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
Bill Hicks quotes: Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
Bill Hicks quotes: Rock stars against drugsthat's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now! Rock stars against drugs
that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!
Bill Hicks quotes: By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
Bill Hicks quotes: Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me. Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.
Bill Hicks quotes: 'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. 'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

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