Amy Sedaris Quotes
Top 86 wise famous quotes and sayings by Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Amy Sedaris on Wise Famous Quotes.
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?
I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
Although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.