Amy Sedaris Quotes

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Amy Sedaris quotes: We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people. We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
Amy Sedaris quotes: You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it. You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.
Amy Sedaris quotes: There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas. Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash. I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school. I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I have no desire to carry a movie. I have no desire to carry a movie.
Amy Sedaris quotes: People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night. People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.
Amy Sedaris quotes: My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married. I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
Amy Sedaris quotes: If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me. If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I love depressing movies and depressing books. I love depressing movies and depressing books.
Amy Sedaris quotes: My characters always like themselves. My characters always like themselves.
Amy Sedaris quotes: You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff. You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through. I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
Amy Sedaris quotes: People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
Amy Sedaris quotes: More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
Amy Sedaris quotes: A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
Amy Sedaris quotes: All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been. All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
Amy Sedaris quotes: If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun. If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out. I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I'm not a first-place person. I'm not a first-place person.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard. I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work. I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy. I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school. Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Books are challenging and inspirational to me. Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I'm always more attracted to the unattractive. I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great. Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
Amy Sedaris quotes: But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty. But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts. I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it. I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it. Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I am an aging Girl Scout. I am an aging Girl Scout.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything. I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives. Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
Amy Sedaris quotes: My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
Amy Sedaris quotes: It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high. It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I always find something to keep me busy. I always find something to keep me busy.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I have a very muscular face. I have a very muscular face.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
Amy Sedaris quotes: But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress. But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
Amy Sedaris quotes: You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air. You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
Amy Sedaris quotes: My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market. My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone. I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff. I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.
Amy Sedaris quotes: If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening. If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
Amy Sedaris quotes: The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive. Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
Amy Sedaris quotes: Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that. Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything. I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
Amy Sedaris quotes: In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
Amy Sedaris quotes: That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only. That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.
Amy Sedaris quotes: I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it. I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it.