Adam Ferrara Quotes
Top 35 wise famous quotes and sayings by Adam Ferrara
Adam Ferrara Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I realized there's no adult in the room.
If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move.
I'm surprised how hot it gets in the Moab Desert. I knew it got hot, but I didn't think it got, like, Mercury-hot.
I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring.
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.
I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking ... ,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.