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Adam Ferrara quotes: Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

Adam Ferrara quotes: I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I realized there's no adult in the room.

I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I realized there's no adult in the room.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it
if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

Adam Ferrara quotes: Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help.

Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help.

Adam Ferrara quotes: If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I want a '57 Starfire Olds.

I want a '57 Starfire Olds.

Adam Ferrara quotes: The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

Adam Ferrara quotes: My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

Adam Ferrara quotes: I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

Adam Ferrara quotes: There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I've been told I have an aggressive driving style.

I've been told I have an aggressive driving style.

Adam Ferrara quotes: One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

Adam Ferrara quotes: I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

Adam Ferrara quotes: Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move.

Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move.

Adam Ferrara quotes: When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars.

When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I'm surprised how hot it gets in the Moab Desert. I knew it got hot, but I didn't think it got, like, Mercury-hot.

I'm surprised how hot it gets in the Moab Desert. I knew it got hot, but I didn't think it got, like, Mercury-hot.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring.

Adam Ferrara quotes: Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

Adam Ferrara quotes: The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun.

I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

Adam Ferrara quotes: At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.

At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.

Adam Ferrara quotes: Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

Adam Ferrara quotes: My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

Adam Ferrara quotes: What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!

Adam Ferrara quotes: My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

Adam Ferrara quotes: Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

Adam Ferrara quotes: Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking ... ,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking ... ,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.

I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

Adam Ferrara quotes: I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

Adam Ferrara quotes: The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.