Will Rogers Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Will Rogers on Wise Famous Quotes.
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
If Wall Street paid a tax on every "game" they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.
A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.
The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
There is some talk of lowering (the income tax), and they will have to. People are not making enough to pay it.
Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.