Will Rogers Quotes

Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Will Rogers

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Will Rogers quotes: The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers quotes: What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will Rogers quotes: It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
Will Rogers quotes: We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?
Will Rogers quotes: The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
Will Rogers quotes: The US is safest when Congress is in recess. The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
Will Rogers quotes: A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet. A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
Will Rogers quotes: I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
Will Rogers quotes: I don't know what humor is. I don't know what humor is.
Will Rogers quotes: And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one. And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
Will Rogers quotes: A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it. A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
Will Rogers quotes: The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers quotes: Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers quotes: People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same. People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
Will Rogers quotes: I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Will Rogers quotes: The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity. The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.
Will Rogers quotes: Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks. Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.
Will Rogers quotes: Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses. Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.
Will Rogers quotes: Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them. Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
Will Rogers quotes: In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know
Will Rogers quotes: That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
Will Rogers quotes: What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis? What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?
Will Rogers quotes: Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant. Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.
Will Rogers quotes: I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better. I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
Will Rogers quotes: You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow. You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
Will Rogers quotes: Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
Will Rogers quotes: Work to make a living; serve to make a life. Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
Will Rogers quotes: Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more. Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
Will Rogers quotes: There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.
Will Rogers quotes: I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat. I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers quotes: Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it
Will Rogers quotes: In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it. In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.
Will Rogers quotes: You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.
Will Rogers quotes: There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable. There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
Will Rogers quotes: It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans. It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
Will Rogers quotes: In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Will Rogers quotes: It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Will Rogers quotes: There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Will Rogers quotes: I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
Will Rogers quotes: There is some talk of lowering (the income tax), and they will have to. People are not making enough to pay it. There is some talk of lowering (the income tax), and they will have to. People are not making enough to pay it.
Will Rogers quotes: A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination. A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
Will Rogers quotes: Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out. Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
Will Rogers quotes: If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk. If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.
Will Rogers quotes: We'll show the world we are prosperous if we have to go broke to do it. We'll show the world we are prosperous if we have to go broke to do it.
Will Rogers quotes: It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of. It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
Will Rogers quotes: We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us. We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.
Will Rogers quotes: The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Will Rogers quotes: I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat. I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat.
Will Rogers quotes: The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
Will Rogers quotes: Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation. Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
Will Rogers quotes: It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington. It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
Will Rogers quotes: Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers quotes: We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Will Rogers quotes: The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Will Rogers quotes: There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone. There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.