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All you need in life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure ... MARK TWAIN
— Julia London
The most important day of your life is not the day you were born, it's the day you realize why!
Mark Twain — Rand Charles
Mark Twain — Rand Charles
Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.
— Mark Twain
The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.
— Mark Twain
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
— Mark Twain
Life is planned with one principle objective to make you do all the particular things you particularly don't want to do.
— Mark Twain
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
— Mark Twain
Don't dream your life, but live your dream
— Mark Twain
Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
— Bob Newhart
You know my present way of life. Can you suggest any additions to it, in the way of crime, that will reasonably insure my going to some other place.
— Mark Twain
I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.
— Mark Twain
I can help anyone get anything they want out of life. The only problem is that I can't find anyone who knows what they want.
— Mark Twain
But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.
— Mark Twain
I've been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened, Mark Twain once said.
— Sharon Salzberg
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
— Mark Twain
Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.
— Mark Twain
Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.
— Mark Twain
The first time the Deity came down to earth, he brought life and death; when he came the second time, he brought hell.
— Mark Twain
There is no such thing as an ordinary life.
— Mark Twain
When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.
— Mark Twain
Life has two important dates - when you're born and when you find out why. - Mark Twain 1.
— Gregory Benford
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.
Mark Twain — Tony-Paul De Vissage
Mark Twain — Tony-Paul De Vissage
My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.
— Mark Twain
You will be more disappointed in life by the things that you do not do than by the things that you do.
— Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
— Mark Twain
Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.
— Mark Twain
The most important days in your life are the day you were born ... and the day you find out why.
— Mark Twain
Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?
— Stephen Leather
No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.
— Mark Twain
No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.
— Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
— Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know.
— Laini Taylor
It is wiser to find out than to suppose.
— Mark Twain
Sing like no one is listening, LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT, dance like nobody's watcbing, and live like it's heaven on earth.
— Mark Twain
No narrative that tells the facts of a man's life in the man's own words can be uninteresting.
— Mark Twain
It is not in the least likely that any life has ever been lived which was not a failure in the secret judgment of the person who lived it.
— Mark Twain
If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.
— Mark Twain
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.
— Mark Twain
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
— Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
— Mark Twain
The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
— Mark Twain
My life has been filled with terrible misfortunes - most of which never happened. Mark Twain
— Jack Kornfield
Life is short, break the rules.
— Mark Twain
All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.
— Mark Twain
There is no security in life, only opportunity.
— Mark Twain
We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.
— Mark Twain
I've experienced a great deal of pain and suffering in my life ... most of which has never happened.
— Mark Twain
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
— Mark Twain
Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest moment of his life.
— Mark Twain
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
— Mark Twain
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
— Mark Twain
If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.
— Mark Twain
Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.
— Mark Twain
I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one.
— Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.
— Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
— Mark Twain
What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.
— Mark Twain
Life should begin with age and it's privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and it's capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
— Mark Twain
There's no such thing as an uninteresting life, such a thing is an impossibility. Beneath the dullest exterior, there is a drama, a comedy, a tragedy.
— Mark Twain
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
— Mark Twain
You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you
— Mark Twain
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
— Narcotics Anonymous
The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.
— Mark Twain