Will Cuppy Quotes
Top 56 wise famous quotes and sayings by Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy Famous Quotes & Sayings
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[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.
The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say.
It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.
Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
[Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.
Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.
Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.
Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.
It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.
Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.
The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery.
It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.
[Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.