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Will Cuppy quotes: [Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.

[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.

Will Cuppy quotes: Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

Will Cuppy quotes: The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Will Cuppy quotes: The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Will Cuppy quotes: Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.

Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.

Will Cuppy quotes: We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

Will Cuppy quotes: I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.

I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.

Will Cuppy quotes: The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say.

The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say.

Will Cuppy quotes: To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Will Cuppy quotes: It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

Will Cuppy quotes: Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.

Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.

Will Cuppy quotes: Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Will Cuppy quotes: There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

Will Cuppy quotes: Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

Will Cuppy quotes: Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Will Cuppy quotes: The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

Will Cuppy quotes: Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Will Cuppy quotes: I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.

I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.

Will Cuppy quotes: The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

Will Cuppy quotes: [Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

[Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

Will Cuppy quotes: Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

Will Cuppy quotes: Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.

Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.

Will Cuppy quotes: [Footnote:] Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

[Footnote:] Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

Will Cuppy quotes: Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

Will Cuppy quotes: The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.

Will Cuppy quotes: Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.

Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.

Will Cuppy quotes: It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.

It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.

Will Cuppy quotes: Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

Will Cuppy quotes: Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.

Will Cuppy quotes: My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

Will Cuppy quotes: The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery.

The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery.

Will Cuppy quotes: The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.

The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.

Will Cuppy quotes: As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

Will Cuppy quotes: Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.

Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.

Will Cuppy quotes: You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

Will Cuppy quotes: It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

Will Cuppy quotes: Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Will Cuppy quotes: They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.

They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.

Will Cuppy quotes: The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

Will Cuppy quotes: A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Will Cuppy quotes: Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Will Cuppy quotes: A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

Will Cuppy quotes: Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

Will Cuppy quotes: Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Will Cuppy quotes: The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.

The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.

Will Cuppy quotes: [Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?

[Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?

Will Cuppy quotes: [Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.

[Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.

Will Cuppy quotes: The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Will Cuppy quotes: [Footnote:] We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse.

[Footnote:] We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse.

Will Cuppy quotes: If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Will Cuppy quotes: Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Will Cuppy quotes: Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Will Cuppy quotes: All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Will Cuppy quotes: Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Will Cuppy quotes: I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

Will Cuppy quotes: All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.