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There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Hurry up and learn patience.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

They aren't kidding when they say, Wash Whites separately.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.