Tom Conti Quotes

I have a natural resistance to being humiliated.

If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.

I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.

Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.

There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.

I've always felt like a foreigner wherever I've lived. I don't feel much towards my Italian or Scottish roots, although I do cook the pasta at home.

Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.

Fame is a silly business. People who chase it are almost always going to be disappointed.