The Harvard Lampoon Quotes
Top 21 wise famous quotes and sayings by The Harvard Lampoon
The Harvard Lampoon Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from The Harvard Lampoon on Wise Famous Quotes.
Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made in italics.
I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.
Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.
And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can walk on his back to avoid getting wet. You know, normal friend stuff.
Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum!
He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged. His name was Tom.
I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?'
-Belle Goose
-Belle Goose
I decided to use 'Frown Power.' This is where you socially deter people from being bigoted by frowning at their ignorant remarks.
I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.
I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.
Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That's not my real name. My name is actually Kantkiss. Kantkiss Neverclean.
It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses?