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The Harvard Lampoon quotes: Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure. Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man ... he was trying to sell you a Sega product. You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man ... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made in italics. How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made in italics.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes. I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town. I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws. I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew. Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can walk on his back to avoid getting wet. You know, normal friend And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can walk on his back to avoid getting wet. You know, normal friend stuff.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay. The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum! Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum!
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: Germs contagious, contagious alert!But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt! Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I love you, Prin,' I say.'Just shut up. I love you, Prin,' I say.
'Just shut up.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged. His name was Tom. He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged. His name was Tom.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane. Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?'-Belle Goose I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?'
-Belle Goose
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I decided to use 'Frown Power.' This is where you socially deter people from being bigoted by frowning at their ignorant remarks. I decided to use 'Frown Power.' This is where you socially deter people from being bigoted by frowning at their ignorant remarks.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and Icould tell from the reflection in the window that it was alsoan intriguing expression. I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other. I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That's not my real name. My name is actually Kantkiss. Kantkiss Neverclean. Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That's not my real name. My name is actually Kantkiss. Kantkiss Neverclean.
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses? It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses?
The Harvard Lampoon quotes: When guys gnash their teeth and knit their brows in a broody, furious expression, it means they have found their soulmate. When guys gnash their teeth and knit their brows in a broody, furious expression, it means they have found their soulmate.

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