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I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that's what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I
Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I've never seen and don't like at all, shut up." "Oh
You can only get knocked down so many times before you start shying away from a raised hand, even if it's extended in kindness.
Honey bear," the unicorn said. "You are the gayest thing I've seen since I last saw my own reflection.
Later, when I'm on the edge of sleep, I hear him whisper, "You'll see. One day, you'll see what I've seen all along." And then I'm gone.
'I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel bad now.'
I thought the whole point of having a gay brother was that they were supposed to be all cool and shit. I've got a defective gay.
I wish I could find that one person made for me so that way I can show them why I was made for them.
Gary snorted. When he did, little pink and purple sparkles shot out his nose. Being a unicorn is awesome like that.
So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did.
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did.
He tethered me to him, my magnetic north, while my mind went here or there. I always knew. Somehow I always knew.
I know that," the Kid says smartly. "Some people are just not meant to be together. But that doesn't mean you can't love them.
Because you're worried, Bear. And it makes me nervous. You know when you worry, I worry. It's just something we do.
Pfft," I scoffed. "Feelings. I don't have feelings." I had so many feelings. None of them were good.
It's the hipsters," David said. "It's retro. They need a place to convene and argue whether Holden Caulfield was deep or just a spoiled brat.
I'll wait for you," he said as his hand dropped to his side, as his eyes began to dim. "I think I could wait for you forever.
You're a talking unicorn," I said. "Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.
Sam never gonna find a boyfriend," Tiggy said. "No one gonna take his flower."
"Don't talk about my flower!
"Don't talk about my flower!
Eric pressed himself against me, a long hot line of sweat and flesh. There was a roll of his hips against mine and I said, "Wow." He laughed. The
Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the thing to do.
This boy, this man was the sun, bright and all-consuming. The animal in me roared to be freed. Elizabeth Bennett whispered, "Go." I went. I
You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days." "You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius.
Gary's eyes narrowed. "I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
"My world is crumbling," Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.
"My world is crumbling," Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.
But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don't know who you're messing with.
Oh no," Lartin moaned. "You're Sam of Wilds."
"Such a sexy name," Gary sighed. "Have I ever told you that?
"Such a sexy name," Gary sighed. "Have I ever told you that?
You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said.
No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don't die.
Thanks.
No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don't die.
Thanks.
'Whatever you need to call yourself to help you sleep at night, that's fine. Just as long as you know you're sleeping next to me.'
Sometimes I think I like you," Gus said. "And then you talk or breathe or exist and I'm not so sure.
I squeeze his hand and give him fifteen words that mean everything. It's okay to sleep now, Dad. I know that one day, we'll be together again.
He sighs and bows his head, burying his face in his hands. I touch his hair. His ears. Bear may be my rock, but Dom is the force that moves me.
He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards.
'Es cor meum,' he murmured, his eyes dancing over my face.
Though I'd never heard the phrase, I responded: 'Ut tu meus.' As you are mine.
Though I'd never heard the phrase, I responded: 'Ut tu meus.' As you are mine.
I don't think this is working out between us," I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.
Muscles. (Not that I could see them under the knight's armor, but I had a very vivid imagination and I was not ashamed to use it.)
He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair."
"That was one time." Okay, more like six times.
"That was one time." Okay, more like six times.
I look like a gay Mormon missionary," he lamented in the mirror. "Pardon me, have you heard the word of the Lord? It's fabulous!" He
Sometimes I float along the river
For its surface I am bound
And there are times stones done fill my pockets
And it's into this river I drown
For its surface I am bound
And there are times stones done fill my pockets
And it's into this river I drown
For every person out there who says a man can't love another man, just know this: you're wrong because I have loved. I am loved.
You went full-on bitchy and made a dramatic exit?" He sounded way too gleeful over my histrionics. "I have taught you well, my young apprentice.
Dragons," I said. "They're hoarders. They keep the things they think are pretty. Gold and jewels. In this case, Justin. To each his own, I guess.
Today has been so weird," I side-whispered to Gary.
"I think the word you're looking for is erotic," he said back. "Today has been so erotic.
"I think the word you're looking for is erotic," he said back. "Today has been so erotic.
Hmm," Gary said. "Yes. Your meeting. Your secret meeting that you never tell anyone about or where it is or why you go. That meeting.
I'll never understand why people just won't let others be who they are. It's not like it's affecting them in any way
You know what they say, once you go dragon, all the rest is just laggin'."
"No one says that," I said. "Absolutely no one.
"No one says that," I said. "Absolutely no one.
Opinions are like sphincters in that most people have them, just some are louder than others and can be terribly messy if not handled correctly.
You told him, huh? Through your secret wizarding network that you still haven't told me about."
"It's called a letter in the mail," he said.
"It's called a letter in the mail," he said.
After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.
I want Otter to run back to San Diego and go back to the stupid fucking boyfriend, who Ive never met but cannot stand.
You can be the queen," I allowed. "Just don't tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.
'There are enough people out there that will be more than willing to knock you down. There's no reason for you to do it to yourself.'