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Funny Chicago Quotes By Jerry Coleman: And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Chicago Quotes By Nicki Elson: You should seriously get a job planning dates

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. — Nicki Elson

Funny Chicago Quotes By Bob Hope: A few years ago he had a big

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table. — Bob Hope

Funny Chicago Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Remember, no matter how hard your life is

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Chicago Quotes By Dave Matthews: San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe,

San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it. — Dave Matthews