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I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that's what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I

Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I've never seen and don't like at all, shut up." "Oh

Felix," he whispered. "Oh, little man. Oh, Felix. That fire ... the fire is
beautiful.

You can only get knocked down so many times before you start shying away from a raised hand, even if it's extended in kindness.

We're inevitable.

I wasn't smiling," he said. "I was doing lip stretches.

Sometimes it's the promises we don't say that are the ones that are the loudest.

Honey bear," the unicorn said. "You are the gayest thing I've seen since I last saw my own reflection.

Later, when I'm on the edge of sleep, I hear him whisper, "You'll see. One day, you'll see what I've seen all along." And then I'm gone.

'I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel bad now.'

I thought the whole point of having a gay brother was that they were supposed to be all cool and shit. I've got a defective gay.

Most people like hair," Morgan said. "His is curly and dreamy. Now shut up.

I wish I could find that one person made for me so that way I can show them why I was made for them.

Gary snorted. When he did, little pink and purple sparkles shot out his nose. Being a unicorn is awesome like that.

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did.

He tethered me to him, my magnetic north, while my mind went here or there. I always knew. Somehow I always knew.

He was hard lines, chiseled flesh, bronzed skin. I was a marshmallow melting in a cup of cocoa.

This is for life. When the wolf attaches, it is for life." "I

I don't even know you!"
"Oh," Casey said, "You will."
"Don't you threaten me!

How do I look?" Gary asked, posing obscenely.

Because you love me," I said, sounding smug.
"More like you grew on me," he said. "Like fungus.

I know that," the Kid says smartly. "Some people are just not meant to be together. But that doesn't mean you can't love them.

You got a boner over my little brother." I

Sad fags are boring fags.

Because you're worried, Bear. And it makes me nervous. You know when you worry, I worry. It's just something we do.

Pfft," I scoffed. "Feelings. I don't have feelings." I had so many feelings. None of them were good.

Stick with something basic that is guaranteed to kill any and all arousal like Fox News.

It's the hipsters," David said. "It's retro. They need a place to convene and argue whether Holden Caulfield was deep or just a spoiled brat.

I'll wait for you," he said as his hand dropped to his side, as his eyes began to dim. "I think I could wait for you forever.

You're a talking unicorn," I said. "Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.

Sam never gonna find a boyfriend," Tiggy said. "No one gonna take his flower."
"Don't talk about my flower!

I just want to be wherever you are.

Everything is so vast. It's humbling to remember just how small we really are.

Eric pressed himself against me, a long hot line of sweat and flesh. There was a roll of his hips against mine and I said, "Wow." He laughed. The

Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the thing to do.

This boy, this man was the sun, bright and all-consuming. The animal in me roared to be freed. Elizabeth Bennett whispered, "Go." I went. I

It's always the ones who are the quietest who often have the greatest things to say.

Good-bye, self-esteem and fuzzy feelings. It was so nice to make your acquaintance.

You sound like a young person. You are probably all hip to the lingo the kids use these days." "You and I are the same age, Mr. Tiberius.

A simple hello could lead to a million things. "Yeah," Gus said. "Like herpes or getting fisted.

Gary's eyes narrowed. "I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
"My world is crumbling," Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.

The fight for you was all I've ever known.

There is beauty in the written word.'
-Kevin

But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don't know who you're messing with.

Oh no," Lartin moaned. "You're Sam of Wilds."
"Such a sexy name," Gary sighed. "Have I ever told you that?

There is beauty in the written word,

You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said.
No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don't die.
Thanks.

'Whatever you need to call yourself to help you sleep at night, that's fine. Just as long as you know you're sleeping next to me.'

JUST so you know, I don't have a gargantuan penis.

I just like looking at nice things. And want to touch them with my mouth.

Sometimes I think I like you," Gus said. "And then you talk or breathe or exist and I'm not so sure.

I squeeze his hand and give him fifteen words that mean everything. It's okay to sleep now, Dad. I know that one day, we'll be together again.

Nothing's too fast if it means forever.

He sighs and bows his head, burying his face in his hands. I touch his hair. His ears. Bear may be my rock, but Dom is the force that moves me.

He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards.

And every time I saw him in the hall, I couldn't help but think, There goes Captain Hook,

'Es cor meum,' he murmured, his eyes dancing over my face.
Though I'd never heard the phrase, I responded: 'Ut tu meus.' As you are mine.

You follow your heart because one day, it'll lead you home.

So I said, "Goddammit," and hugged it out with the both of them, because feelings.

LOL. Wuteva. "What the hell does that mean?" Gus asked. "Lawl? Lole? I don't speak youth!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a unicorn ;)

I don't think this is working out between us," I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.

Muscles. (Not that I could see them under the knight's armor, but I had a very vivid imagination and I was not ashamed to use it.)

He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair."
"That was one time." Okay, more like six times.

I look like a gay Mormon missionary," he lamented in the mirror. "Pardon me, have you heard the word of the Lord? It's fabulous!" He

Sometimes I float along the river
For its surface I am bound
And there are times stones done fill my pockets
And it's into this river I drown

Don't do it. I swear to god I will break your fingers off ... Okay, do it.

I'm a dragon, and maybe if you're lucky, I'll be dragon my balls across your face later.

For every person out there who says a man can't love another man, just know this: you're wrong because I have loved. I am loved.

Be gone, you he-bitch!

You went full-on bitchy and made a dramatic exit?" He sounded way too gleeful over my histrionics. "I have taught you well, my young apprentice.

You can't own what belongs to the world.

Don't be difficult, Bear. It's unattractive.

'God help me, yes. I don't want anything more than you. I want nothing less than you.'

You don't have to choose," he says quietly. "We chose you already.

He put his finger guns away. He should not be allowed to carry weapons of mass humiliation.

Dragons," I said. "They're hoarders. They keep the things they think are pretty. Gold and jewels. In this case, Justin. To each his own, I guess.

Today has been so weird," I side-whispered to Gary.
"I think the word you're looking for is erotic," he said back. "Today has been so erotic.

Hmm," Gary said. "Yes. Your meeting. Your secret meeting that you never tell anyone about or where it is or why you go. That meeting.

THREE YEARS. One month. Twenty-six days.

It's Helena Handbasket.

The second message is one that I have saved for weeks. It's Otter, and he simply says, I love you.

I'll never understand why people just won't let others be who they are. It's not like it's affecting them in any way

I'm not jealous," he said jealously.

Someone, my mother had said. Make someone very happy. Not a her. But someone. I

You know what they say, once you go dragon, all the rest is just laggin'."
"No one says that," I said. "Absolutely no one.

Please just let me have you. Please. Nothing else matters if I can't have you.

Eric's ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks.

Opinions are like sphincters in that most people have them, just some are louder than others and can be terribly messy if not handled correctly.

You told him, huh? Through your secret wizarding network that you still haven't told me about."
"It's called a letter in the mail," he said.

I bet he wants to solve Ryan's riddle," Mary said. "And then he probably wants to riddle his Ryan.

Kid, you may be the smartest person alive, but a master of subtlety you are not.

After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.

Honey, you're pouting. That's not dangerous. It's adorable.

Joe sang the loudest of all. He said, you belong to me.

I want Otter to run back to San Diego and go back to the stupid fucking boyfriend, who Ive never met but cannot stand.

You can be the queen," I allowed. "Just don't tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.

'There are enough people out there that will be more than willing to knock you down. There's no reason for you to do it to yourself.'

Bear. It's always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that's why it will always be enough.

Wait till it's my turn to tell the story! They'll be like 'Bear who?