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Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Even though she was jobless, penniless, and homeless, he was the needy one. Even though she was jobless, penniless, and homeless, he was the needy one.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: [Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him. [Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: That's not fair. I like lying to you. It makes my life easier. That's not fair. I like lying to you. It makes my life easier.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren't such a ballbuster. Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren't such a ballbuster.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: A couple of nights ago I had an erotic dream about Edward Norton. A couple of nights ago I had an erotic dream about Edward Norton.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely. Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt. When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: ignore the pain, play through it. ignore the pain, play through it.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I have so much character that adding beauty to the mix would be greedy. I have so much character that adding beauty to the mix would be greedy.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Tell me what it would be like? If you loved me? Tell me what it would be like? If you loved me?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Writing is hard for everybody except fools. Writing is hard for everybody except fools.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap. If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: His writer's words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn't find a single wisecrack to put up between them. His writer's words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn't find a single wisecrack to put up between them.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Love is never a waste of time. Love is never a waste of time.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: my awful wedded husband. my awful wedded husband.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: This hasn't been a conversation, Bobby Tom. You haven't said one single thing that matters." She This hasn't been a conversation, Bobby Tom. You haven't said one single thing that matters." She
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: But I don't love you, Daisy, and you can't begin to know how sorry I am about that because if I could chose anyone in this world to love, it'd But I don't love you, Daisy, and you can't begin to know how sorry I am about that because if I could chose anyone in this world to love, it'd be you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sweet spoils won on a silken battlefield. Every inch belonged to him, and he would take it as he wished. Sweet spoils won on a silken battlefield. Every inch belonged to him, and he would take it as he wished.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names. Who the hell is that?!
Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I married a damned cereal killer I married a damned cereal killer
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Everybody won't like everything you write. Some people won't like anything you write. Get over it. Everybody won't like everything you write. Some people won't like anything you write. Get over it.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Because life's too short to read depressing books. Because life's too short to read depressing books.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She wanted to stomp her foot, throw a tantrum, throw a punch. She wanted to stomp her foot, throw a tantrum, throw a punch.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta. Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me! You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: We're only human." "One of us, anyway. The other's a reptile." "Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh. We're only human." "One of us, anyway. The other's a reptile." "Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I have an unhealthy curiosity about other people's business. I have an unhealthy curiosity about other people's business.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever. He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers. My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Of all the things her father had done to her, she'd never imagined he'd marry her off to the Marlboro Man. Of all the things her father had done to her, she'd never imagined he'd marry her off to the Marlboro Man.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Captain Blood, Robin Hood, Don Juan -Flynn had played them all. Sometimes if the mood struck him, he'd even played them well. Captain Blood, Robin Hood, Don Juan -Flynn had played them all. Sometimes if the mood struck him, he'd even played them well.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: There's nothing more boring than listening to successful adults whine about how mistreated they were as children, is there? There's nothing more boring than listening to successful adults whine about how mistreated they were as children, is there?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Not too much. I never got into killing things." "Preferring slow torture." "You Not too much. I never got into killing things." "Preferring slow torture." "You
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She rolled to her side and blinked. He couldn't help himself. "Honey, I'm home. She rolled to her side and blinked. He couldn't help himself. "Honey, I'm home.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Discipline turns the dream into reality. Discipline turns the dream into reality.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence. There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Is driving me crazy your idea of seduction? Is driving me crazy your idea of seduction?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I'm bad with numbers. My husband is the keeper of the records. I'm bad with numbers. My husband is the keeper of the records.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I'd find a more appetizing buyer. If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I'd find a more appetizing buyer.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell. Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: It's not your fault that you're slow. I'm sure it's hard to recover from being hit on the head with a silver spoon. It's not your fault that you're slow. I'm sure it's hard to recover from being hit on the head with a silver spoon.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain. Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower. Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter!Gracie: One and the same. Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter!
Gracie: One and the same.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You should have made porn puppets. You could have charged a lot more for the shows. You should have made porn puppets. You could have charged a lot more for the shows.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure? Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here. Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets! Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong. It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth. You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I think this is a TRUE story. I think this is a TRUE story.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You'd better be worth it, studmuffin. - Phoebe to Dan You'd better be worth it, studmuffin. - Phoebe to Dan
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?""I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion. Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?"
"I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians. I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love. If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He liked discomfort. It made him feel alive. He liked discomfort. It made him feel alive.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You have a college degree? You can barely talk. You have a college degree? You can barely talk.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He gave Dancer one last pat. 'You're luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated. He gave Dancer one last pat. 'You're luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She shot across the rug, flung the door back open, and yelled into the parking lot. "I hope you choke on your blood vegetables! She shot across the rug, flung the door back open, and yelled into the parking lot. "I hope you choke on your blood vegetables!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I want your best offer. [ ... ] - You already have it.She bit her lip, nodded.- That's what I thought.And then she walked away. I want your best offer. [ ... ]
- You already have it.
She bit her lip, nodded.
- That's what I thought.
And then she walked away.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: My wife is so much a part of me, she's like the breath coming into my body. I love her very much. My wife is so much a part of me, she's like the breath coming into my body. I love her very much.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sometimes I think bimbo is just another word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are. Sometimes I think bimbo is just another word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil? What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up. I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to. I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved. Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character ... -annabelle granger Sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character ...
-annabelle granger
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If I eat another hamburger, I'll start to moo. - Rachel If I eat another hamburger, I'll start to moo. - Rachel
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You foolish man. Of course there's love. Don't you know? I love you. You foolish man. Of course there's love. Don't you know? I love you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Make-up? What happened? You look almost female.""Thanks. You look almost straight. Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers. Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills. If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Men like him should be required by law to carry a heart defibrillator. He Men like him should be required by law to carry a heart defibrillator. He
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Fortunately, she understood the difference between biological attraction and lasting affection. Fortunately, she understood the difference between biological attraction and lasting affection.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic. Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Your son is no gentleman. He refused to have sex with me." Suzy Your son is no gentleman. He refused to have sex with me." Suzy
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn't love her back? Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn't love her back?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all. Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Dancer nudged him in the shoulder. "I know, fella. She got me good. And it's my own fault." His horse poked him in the jaw in agreement. Dancer nudged him in the shoulder. "I know, fella. She got me good. And it's my own fault." His horse poked him in the jaw in agreement.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle.-Heath Champion- I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle.
-Heath Champion-
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head. Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead. When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You come from a long line of homely women, Gracie Snow. Accept the fact that you'll never be pretty and you'll be a lot happie You come from a long line of homely women, Gracie Snow. Accept the fact that you'll never be pretty and you'll be a lot happie
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She was killing him and doing it so gleefully. He She was killing him and doing it so gleefully. He
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Who needs food? Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks. Who needs food?
Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: The only reason I kissed you was as a distraction from what I really wanted to do, which was strangle you. The only reason I kissed you was as a distraction from what I really wanted to do, which was strangle you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: In case you haven't heard, the brain is the most important sexual organ, and my brain isn't interested in having anything to do with you. In case you haven't heard, the brain is the most important sexual organ, and my brain isn't interested in having anything to do with you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt. Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He smiled. "You are one beautiful bitch." "Thank you. He smiled. "You are one beautiful bitch."
"Thank you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She glared at him. "You're doing it again.""What?""That thing that irritates me.""Smiling?""Yes. That. She glared at him. "You're doing it again."
"What?"
"That thing that irritates me."
"Smiling?"
"Yes. That.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: [Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page. [Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You're the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don't believe it, but I'm going to prove it to you. You're the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don't believe it, but I'm going to prove it to you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy. You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Time doesn't change a person's basic character. Time doesn't change a person's basic character.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I don't need anybody here.""Sure you do. Who's going to answer the door while you're asleep in your casket? I don't need anybody here."
"Sure you do. Who's going to answer the door while you're asleep in your casket?

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