Susan Elizabeth Phillips Quotes

Even though she was jobless, penniless, and homeless, he was the needy one.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

That's not fair. I like lying to you. It makes my life easier.

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren't such a ballbuster.

A couple of nights ago I had an erotic dream about Edward Norton.

Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.

When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

ignore the pain, play through it.

I have so much character that adding beauty to the mix would be greedy.

Tell me what it would be like? If you loved me?

Writing is hard for everybody except fools.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

His writer's words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn't find a single wisecrack to put up between them.

Love is never a waste of time.

my awful wedded husband.

This hasn't been a conversation, Bobby Tom. You haven't said one single thing that matters." She

But I don't love you, Daisy, and you can't begin to know how sorry I am about that because if I could chose anyone in this world to love, it'd be you.

Sweet spoils won on a silken battlefield. Every inch belonged to him, and he would take it as he wished.

Who the hell is that?!
Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

I married a damned cereal killer

Everybody won't like everything you write. Some people won't like anything you write. Get over it.

Because life's too short to read depressing books.

She wanted to stomp her foot, throw a tantrum, throw a punch.

Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

We're only human." "One of us, anyway. The other's a reptile." "Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh.

I have an unhealthy curiosity about other people's business.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers.

Of all the things her father had done to her, she'd never imagined he'd marry her off to the Marlboro Man.

Captain Blood, Robin Hood, Don Juan -Flynn had played them all. Sometimes if the mood struck him, he'd even played them well.

There's nothing more boring than listening to successful adults whine about how mistreated they were as children, is there?

Not too much. I never got into killing things." "Preferring slow torture." "You

She rolled to her side and blinked. He couldn't help himself. "Honey, I'm home.

Discipline turns the dream into reality.

There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence.

I'm bad with numbers. My husband is the keeper of the records.

Is driving me crazy your idea of seduction?

If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I'd find a more appetizing buyer.

It's not your fault that you're slow. I'm sure it's hard to recover from being hit on the head with a silver spoon.

Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell.

I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle.
-Heath Champion-

Dancer nudged him in the shoulder. "I know, fella. She got me good. And it's my own fault." His horse poked him in the jaw in agreement.

Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all.

Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn't love her back?

Your son is no gentleman. He refused to have sex with me." Suzy

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.

Fortunately, she understood the difference between biological attraction and lasting affection.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.

You foolish man. Of course there's love. Don't you know? I love you.

If I eat another hamburger, I'll start to moo. - Rachel

Sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character ...
-annabelle granger

Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself

Men like him should be required by law to carry a heart defibrillator. He

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

You come from a long line of homely women, Gracie Snow. Accept the fact that you'll never be pretty and you'll be a lot happie

She was killing him and doing it so gleefully. He

Who needs food?
Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.

The only reason I kissed you was as a distraction from what I really wanted to do, which was strangle you.

In case you haven't heard, the brain is the most important sexual organ, and my brain isn't interested in having anything to do with you.

Sometimes I think bimbo is just another word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are.

Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.

He smiled. "You are one beautiful bitch."
"Thank you.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

She glared at him. "You're doing it again."
"What?"
"That thing that irritates me."
"Smiling?"
"Yes. That.

[Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.

You're the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don't believe it, but I'm going to prove it to you.

You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy.

Time doesn't change a person's basic character.

I don't need anybody here."
"Sure you do. Who's going to answer the door while you're asleep in your casket?

Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.

Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!

Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

You should have made porn puppets. You could have charged a lot more for the shows.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.

Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain.

He gave Dancer one last pat. 'You're luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.

I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter!
Gracie: One and the same.

My wife is so much a part of me, she's like the breath coming into my body. I love her very much.

I want your best offer. [ ... ]
- You already have it.
She bit her lip, nodded.
- That's what I thought.
And then she walked away.

She shot across the rug, flung the door back open, and yelled into the parking lot. "I hope you choke on your blood vegetables!

It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

He liked discomfort. It made him feel alive.

If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love.

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?"
"I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

You'd better be worth it, studmuffin. - Phoebe to Dan

I think this is a TRUE story.

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.