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Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle.-Heath Champion- I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle.
-Heath Champion-
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Dancer nudged him in the shoulder. "I know, fella. She got me good. And it's my own fault." His horse poked him in the jaw in agreement. Dancer nudged him in the shoulder. "I know, fella. She got me good. And it's my own fault." His horse poked him in the jaw in agreement.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all. Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn't love her back? Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn't love her back?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Your son is no gentleman. He refused to have sex with me." Suzy Your son is no gentleman. He refused to have sex with me." Suzy
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic. Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Fortunately, she understood the difference between biological attraction and lasting affection. Fortunately, she understood the difference between biological attraction and lasting affection.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to. I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills. If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers. Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Make-up? What happened? You look almost female.""Thanks. You look almost straight. Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You foolish man. Of course there's love. Don't you know? I love you. You foolish man. Of course there's love. Don't you know? I love you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If I eat another hamburger, I'll start to moo. - Rachel If I eat another hamburger, I'll start to moo. - Rachel
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character ... -annabelle granger Sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character ...
-annabelle granger
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved. Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Men like him should be required by law to carry a heart defibrillator. He Men like him should be required by law to carry a heart defibrillator. He
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead. When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You come from a long line of homely women, Gracie Snow. Accept the fact that you'll never be pretty and you'll be a lot happie You come from a long line of homely women, Gracie Snow. Accept the fact that you'll never be pretty and you'll be a lot happie
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She was killing him and doing it so gleefully. He She was killing him and doing it so gleefully. He
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Who needs food? Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks. Who needs food?
Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: The only reason I kissed you was as a distraction from what I really wanted to do, which was strangle you. The only reason I kissed you was as a distraction from what I really wanted to do, which was strangle you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: In case you haven't heard, the brain is the most important sexual organ, and my brain isn't interested in having anything to do with you. In case you haven't heard, the brain is the most important sexual organ, and my brain isn't interested in having anything to do with you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Sometimes I think bimbo is just another word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are. Sometimes I think bimbo is just another word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt. Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He smiled. "You are one beautiful bitch." "Thank you. He smiled. "You are one beautiful bitch."
"Thank you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She glared at him. "You're doing it again.""What?""That thing that irritates me.""Smiling?""Yes. That. She glared at him. "You're doing it again."
"What?"
"That thing that irritates me."
"Smiling?"
"Yes. That.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: [Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page. [Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You're the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don't believe it, but I'm going to prove it to you. You're the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don't believe it, but I'm going to prove it to you.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy. You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Time doesn't change a person's basic character. Time doesn't change a person's basic character.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I don't need anybody here.""Sure you do. Who's going to answer the door while you're asleep in your casket? I don't need anybody here."
"Sure you do. Who's going to answer the door while you're asleep in your casket?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head. Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets! Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here. Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure? Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You should have made porn puppets. You could have charged a lot more for the shows. You should have made porn puppets. You could have charged a lot more for the shows.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower. Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain. Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He gave Dancer one last pat. 'You're luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated. He gave Dancer one last pat. 'You're luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up. I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil? What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter!Gracie: One and the same. Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter!
Gracie: One and the same.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: My wife is so much a part of me, she's like the breath coming into my body. I love her very much. My wife is so much a part of me, she's like the breath coming into my body. I love her very much.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I want your best offer. [ ... ] - You already have it.She bit her lip, nodded.- That's what I thought.And then she walked away. I want your best offer. [ ... ]
- You already have it.
She bit her lip, nodded.
- That's what I thought.
And then she walked away.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: She shot across the rug, flung the door back open, and yelled into the parking lot. "I hope you choke on your blood vegetables! She shot across the rug, flung the door back open, and yelled into the parking lot. "I hope you choke on your blood vegetables!
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong. It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You have a college degree? You can barely talk. You have a college degree? You can barely talk.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: He liked discomfort. It made him feel alive. He liked discomfort. It made him feel alive.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love. If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians. I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?""I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion. Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?"
"I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You'd better be worth it, studmuffin. - Phoebe to Dan You'd better be worth it, studmuffin. - Phoebe to Dan
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: I think this is a TRUE story. I think this is a TRUE story.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips quotes: You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth. You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.