Abuse yourself all you want - just leave animals out of it. Don't wear fur. 
I think some of those guys might actually be better off if they had more wussy in them.
I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his name to DJ Wally D.
There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.
I keep my iPod on shuffle most of the time, but I'm most into Cirque du Soleil soundtracks. 
I don't care if people think I'm boring. 
I'm a proud vegan, whistle-blower, and animal rights activist. 
I don't know what to say, except I love Ryan Dunn and I'm really going to miss him. 
For sure, to be exact, one seventh of my patients never graduated my program. 
My main focus in sobriety has been to replace fear with faith or love. 
The psychiatric ward was a really creepy place and, hindsight being 20/20, the creepiest thing about it was that I truly belonged there. 
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron. 
Being a vegan just helps me build up my self-esteem. I feel good about it every time I eat a meal. 