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Scott McNeely quotes: Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow.

Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow.

Scott McNeely quotes: Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.

Scott McNeely quotes: Q: Why did the teacher jump into the lake? A: She wanted to test the waters.

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the lake? A: She wanted to test the waters.

Scott McNeely quotes: Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.